Kane

My story

Oh, hello dear friends! | heard you were looking for a grizzled, terrifyingly neurotically drivey cryptid in a rough coated dog suit. Or maybe he's secretly three cracked out owls in a trench coat, idk. What I do know is that Kane's body is housing the spirit of an old timey Wild West outlaw who chugs whiskey and shoots before he asks questions. This dog will hunt a needle in a haystack, throw a 5 gallon bucket 6' in the air, body slam you for no reason besides enjoying the tears of his humans, and will play with any toy that is toy- or even non toy-shaped. This 5 year old Dutchie was rode hard and put away wet when he was younger; a typical "you're in a kennel until you're brought out to work" scenario, that's fried his brain a smidge. (TBH I don't know if there was a fully developed lobe in there, but I can dream). His entire mouth is filled with worn down teeth and the souls of his enemies. His 'off' switch has faulty wiring- and he likes it that way- so no homes with frail seniors, special needs adults, or small children. This dude is the Chuck Norris of dogs, and needs a handler who likes em friendly but with a heavy dash of crazy. And that friendly refers to creatures with 2 legs, or 4 legged creatures without a hose pipe, if you catch my drift. So if you've got male dogs- or any small animals- that you actually like, don't apply. (Remember when I said he shoots first and asks questions later? Exactly.) So, if you're in the market for an addition that will make your parents say "why do you keep adopting dogs like this" with a tone of disappoint that excites you, look no further. Kane is available for adoption in Greenville SC. Out of area applicants must travel in to meet our dogs.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Kane, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.