MUFFIN

My story

Hey. Name’s... well, not important right now. What is important is that I’ve got my priorities straight: minimal movement, maximum snacks, and all the belly rubs you can offer. I’m a bulldog, through and through. Solid, snuggly, and unapologetically lazy. Exercise? Look, I’ll walk… if there’s a promise of food at the end. Or maybe a shady patch to nap in. But jogging? Stairs? Playing fetch more than once? Let’s not get carried away. I believe in taking life slow. Wwaddle, rest, repeat. Now food? That’s where I shine. Kibble? Love it. Treats? Obsessed. Dropped toast crust from your breakfast? I saw it, I claimed it, I ate it. I’ve heard whispers—`She could lose a pound or two.` Maybe. But I say, why diet when you can delight? Still, if it means getting more attention, more ear scritches, and maybe a few carrot sticks in place of cookies... I guess I can work with that. At the end of the day, I’m just a low-energy, high-love kind of guy. Rub my belly, feed me something tasty, and let’s call that a perfect day. Deal?

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