Woobie

My story

[Cue overly enthusiastic announcer voice]Are you tired of boring, ordinary days?Feeling like your life needs 110% more headbutts, zoomies, and love explosions?Introducing… WOOBIE!That’s right, folks — Woobie is the all-in-one, super-charged, turbo-powered cuddle machine you’ve been waiting for!Found as a scrappy stray with a seriously dramatic head wound (don’t worry, it’s all healed now — superheroes recover fast), Woobie has transformed into the friendliest, funniest, most ridiculously lovable cat you’ll ever meet.Here’s what you’ll get with every Woobie adoption package: • Automatic Greeting Mode: Activated every time you enter a room. • Maximum Snuggle Output: Warning: excessive purring may occur. • Unstoppable Charm Engine: May cause spontaneous laughter and excessive photos. • Head Bonk Surprise Feature: No batteries required!Woobie loves humans, loves cats, and will turn your life into a non-stop highlight reel of pure joy. Side effects of owning a Woobie may include: happiness, increased serotonin, and the inability to ever leave your house again because “Woobie looks so cozy, how can I disturb him??”Order your Woobie today!(Just kidding — come meet him at the shelter. He’s real, and he’s ridiculously awesome.)More information? Call Marion Area Humane Society at 740-389-6548 or email at manager@mahspets.org

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Woobie, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.