Stella

My story

Greetings, Earthlings! It’s me — Stella, 54 pounds of pure wiggle-butt joy and rumored survivor of an alien abduction (pretty sure that’s why I’m so awesome now). I’m beaming down to apply for my dream job as a Certified Stuffie Tester and Galactic Cuddle Commander, and let me tell you, my qualifications are out of this world. I am a face-lick distribution specialist (humans of all planets welcome), a supreme snuggler who requires lap access for proper energy transfer, and an undefeated plush toy wrestling champion across the galaxy. I’m also a rowdy, mouthy play expert with the occasional “alien voice” noises included, and a medium-energy leash trotter who sometimes moonwalks (thanks to low gravity). With one year, nine months, and two weeks of advanced training under my belt, I am highly skilled in chewing, squeaking, de-fluffing, gravity-defying zoomies, and possibly contacting space squirrels (pending confirmation). I am also kid-friendly (ages five and up preferred, since I’ve been known to accidentally boop the tiny ones into orbit), dog-friendly (if I bark, it’s just an enthusiastic transmission), and cat-friendly (they think I’m weird — they’re not wrong). In addition, I’m a calm car passenger and the perfect furry co-pilot for all your earthly adventures. I do have a few job requirements: an endless supply of plushies, someone to admire my joyful derp face (daily is best, hourly is preferred), and occasional sock theft privileges (it’s part of my interstellar creativity — don’t question it). If your home is lacking in joy, laughter, and high-level stuffie expertise, and if you’ve always wanted to hang out with a slightly goofy, possibly alien-enhanced cuddle monster, then hire me — also known as adopt me! Apply here: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/AAHA/Dog   June 18, 2025, 10:47 am

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Stella, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.