HERMES

My story

Yo, I’m Hermes.Yeah, like the messenger—but I don’t walk, I zoom. Blink and I’m already on the other side of the room, parkouring off your furniture like it’s a skate park built just for me. I’m lean, fast, and always in motion—basically a string bean with rocket fuel.If I were human? Total skater boy. I’d be grinding rails, missing curfew, and somehow still charming everyone I meet. Same energy here. I’ve got that chaotic, go-go-go vibe, but it comes with a big soft center. I’m not just here to shred—I’m here to love.I’m the kind of guy who will sprint laps around the house and then immediately crash into your arms like, “hey…missed you.” Personal space? Never heard of it. If you’re sitting, I’m climbing you. If you’re standing, I’m weaving through your legs. If you’re existing at all, I’m involved.I don’t do chill. I do full send affection. Headbutts, purrs, dramatic flops—everything is 100%. Life is short, zoomies are eternal, and love should be loud. So if you’re ready for a high-speed, high-affection lifestyle with a skinny little chaos goober who thinks you’re his whole world…grab your helmet. I’m Hermes.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt HERMES, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.