Zazzie

My story

Meet Zazzie — your brand-new, four-legged shadow who didn’t just miss the memo about “personal space,” she burned it, buried the ashes, and now insists she was never aware such a concept existed. Forget bathroom breaks alone, sneaking to the fridge for midnight snacks, or even trying to fold laundry in peace. Zazzie has declared herself your full-time, unpaid (but extremely enthusiastic) life assistant. She’s the dog equivalent of those “helpful” coworkers who hover over your shoulder while you type — except she’s cuter, fluffier, and way harder to send back to her desk. Whether you’re cooking, working, or simply trying to exist, she’s there with you, nodding along like she understands, ready to “help.” Sure, your productivity might tank, but hey — you’ll never be lonely again. Ever. Zazzie is a 2-year-old, 52-pound Maremma/Anatolian Shepherd mix who joined us under… let’s just say, “less than ideal” circumstances. Her favorite hobby was wandering over to the neighbors’ place like she was auditioning for the role of Neighborhood Watch Captain. Unfortunately, her family worried that her adventures would eventually land her in the wrong kind of trouble — the kind involving an angry neighbor and a shotgun. So, instead of risking her starring role in a very grim Western, they surrendered her to us as they wanted her to end up somewhere safe. Zazzie has apparently taken it upon herself to be the official Welcome Committee for all creatures, great and small. Other dogs? She’s got greetings down to an art form—none of that over-the-top, tackle-hug nonsense. She plays it cool, makes friends, and then dives into playtime once everyone’s on board. Think of her as that one friend who can float between groups and somehow knows everyone by the end of the night. Cats? Well, Zazzie is convinced they were invented specifically to play chase with her. She’s respectful of the elderly, “I’m too old for this nonsense” cats, but if you’ve got a younger feline with a wild side, Zazzie is more than happy to provide a daily cardio program. She calls it friendship. The cats may disagree. Kids are firmly on her “awesome” list. She came from a home with children and happily soaks up all the chaos, cuddles, and floor snacks they have to offer. Sticky hands? No problem. Loud giggles? Even better. And people? Oh, she LOVES people. All people. Meeting them, seeing them through the window, passing them on the street. She greets everyone with the enthusiasm of a fan who just spotted their favorite celebrity in public. If you’re looking for a dog who radiates joy like it’s a full-time job, Zazzie’s your girl. On the energy scale, Zazzie is a solid 7 out of 10. Think “golden retriever who just downed a venti Starbucks” — enough pep to keep things interesting, but not so much that you’re questioning your life choices. She’s not running marathons, but she’s also not a houseplant. When it comes to car rides, let’s just say she thinks she deserves a license. Zazzie loves the car, but she’s firmly convinced that “co-pilot” actually means “front-seat driver.” Buckle her in, or she will absolutely attempt to assist with the steering wheel. Driving Miss Daisy? More like Driving Miss Zazzie. On leash, she’s shockingly civilized. No sled-dog theatrics, no dramatic pancake impersonations — just a dog who looks good in a harness and walks like she knows she’s being judged by the neighbors. And here’s the kicker: people will stop you just to say hello and gush over her gorgeous coat. So if you actually thought you were going on a brisk walk for fitness, think again. This is now a meet-and-greet tour starring Zazzie, and you’re just the plus-one. Adventure? She’s in. Coffee shop? Sure. Farmers market? Obviously. Weekend road trip? Just say when. Zazzie is the definition of a “Velcro dog,” meaning you will never again experience solitude — not in the bathroom, not while eating snacks at 2 a.m., not while attempting to fold a fitted sheet. If you move, she moves. It’s less “independence” and more “permanent shadow.” Her personality is pure quirky extrovert. She’s the life of the party, the one who helps herself to the chips, compliments everyone’s outfit, and somehow convinces you she’s the guest of honor. She’s also deeply committed to being your full-time emotional support floof. Favorite activities? All of them. Toys, yes. Sofa lounging, yes. Supervising every single household activity like she’s the manager, double yes. Zazzie’s motto is simple: If my human’s doing it, I’m doing it too. But let’s set expectations — this girl needs a securely fenced yard. Not because she’s plotting her great escape, but because a shepherd mix with no yard is like a fish with no water. She thrives when she has space to trot around, sniff the air, and then come back inside to resume her full-time job as “Wherever You Are, I Am Too.” Zazzie is potty trained — so at least one box is gloriously checked off the “good dog” list. But don’t get too cocky, because crates? Oh, she hates those with the fiery passion of a toddler being told bedtime is at 8:00, but since she’s still learning house manners, she’s temporarily stuck in the slammer while her people are at work. At night, she’s a dream. She happily sleeps in the bedroom, curled up in her cozy bed, perfectly content as long as she’s close to her humans. Which is basically her motto in life: no such thing as too close. Barking? Not her thing. She’s not out here trying to narrate the neighborhood or alert you to every cricket sneeze. She saves her energy for more important things — like sticking to you as if she were sewn on. At the end of the day, Zazzie is the best kind of Velcro dog: clingy in the most flattering way possible. There’s no such thing as “too close” with her, and she will happily supervise your every move with the loyalty of a bodyguard and the sweetness of a giant stuffed animal. She’s funny, she’s lovable, and she’s absolutely ready to be someone’s new favorite family member. Zazzie is basically that clingy best friend you never knew you needed —Now here’s the deal: Zazzie is not going to adopt herself. If you’ve made it this far, you’re either (a) already in love or (b) a robot with no soul. Fill out that adoption app at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app, and we’ll shoot it over to her foster family faster than you can say “Velcro dog.” Then all you have to do is pick her up in Midwest City, OK, and congratulations — you’ll officially never be alone again.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Zazzie, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.