Cyclone Ilsa

My story

Cyclone Ilsa is about as stormy as a potted fern. Honestly, her name is false advertising—she’s less “destructive force of nature” and more “houseplant with Wi-Fi.” Calm, quiet, and perfectly content to just exist nearby, she’ll occasionally perk up for a little playtime like a sloth suddenly deciding to do parkour. She’s the kind of dog who won’t demand constant entertainment but will happily sprinkle in just enough energy to remind you she’s not, in fact, a decorative throw pillow. Cyclone Ilsa is part of our “Natural Disaster” litter, though let’s be real: she’s more drizzle than hurricane. Ilsa is 4-5 months old and came to us after someone got in way over their head with dogs, and thanks to a local shelter’s help, we were able to welcome 14 puppies from that situation into our fluffy butt family. Understandably, she arrived a little cautious, but every day she learns that life isn’t about survival anymore—it’s about snacks, naps, and the occasional playtime zoomie. Cyclone Ilsa may not be a Category 5 storm, but she is a Category 5 socialite when it comes to other dogs. Honestly, she likes them better than people—she follows her big dog friends around like an unpaid intern and plays so hard you’d think she’s auditioning for a stunt double gig. She’s basically a spaghetti noodle with legs, flopping and twisting into every game possible. Cats? Ilsa couldn’t care less. They could be roommates, background extras, or part of the décor, and she’d be fine. She’s far too busy plotting her next doggy playdate to even notice if a cat is glaring at her from across the room. Around kids, she’s an angel. She’ll cuddle, she’ll play, and then she’ll channel her inner sloth and flop down like she just worked a double shift. Calm, sweet, and unbothered by sticky fingers—basically the perfect babysitter who works for belly rubs instead of cash. New people? She’s not running up like a tail-wagging Walmart greeter, but give her a second to flop on the floor and judge you from a safe distance, and then she’s all in. Toy hoarder? Absolutely. Weirded out by tall people standing while she’s wandering around? Definitely. Cyclone Ilsa prefers life at her level—close to the ground, where the snacks and toys are. On the Energy Level Scale, Cyclone Ilsa clocks in at a solid 3—somewhere between a napping housecat and a retired sloth. Sure, she’ll pop up for a game of doggy-wrestling when the mood strikes, but the majority of her day is dedicated to perfecting her “professional throw pillow” aesthetic. Adventure seeker? Please. Ilsa is a homebody through and through. While other dogs are out there hiking mountains and Instagramming their #VanLife adventures, she’s the one sprawled across the couch like a college kid on summer break, silently judging you for even suggesting a jog. Her idea of “outdoorsy” is finding a shady patch of grass to flop on, then immediately reconsidering and heading back inside. Temperament-wise, she’s calm and collected, with just enough sass sprinkled in to remind you she’s still got opinions. She’s playful when she feels like it—which, spoiler alert, is usually on her schedule, not yours. Call it independent, call it diva energy, but honestly it just means she’s mastered the art of selective enthusiasm. As for her future home? She’s flexible. Got a fenced yard? Great, she’ll stroll around until she finds her perfect nap spot. Apartment life? Totally fine—just don’t expect her to sign up for CrossFit. Basically, she’s adaptable, low-maintenance, and ready to bring her houseplant-with-attitude energy wherever she lands. Let’s be real: adopting Cyclone Ilsa means you’re signing up for the full puppy starter pack. Yes, she’s calm and houseplant-y most of the time, but she’s still a 4–5 month old puppy, which means she comes with the fine print of some assembly required. You’ll need to socialize her, because while she already thinks dogs are the greatest invention since peanut butter, she still needs to learn that humans outside her trusted circle are okay. Training? Yeah, you’re going to have to do it. She’s smart, but also smart enough to pretend she doesn’t know what you’re asking if she doesn’t feel like it. Potty training? Consider this your cardio—lots of trips outside, lots of celebratory “good girls,” and maybe a few muttered curses at 2 a.m. Puppy-proofing? Yes, she’s been pretty respectful so far, but don’t test your luck by leaving your favorite shoes or your tax documents within reach. She’s a puppy, not a saint. At the end of the day, she’s worth every ounce of effort. Underneath the “puppy project” label is a sweet, calm, playful pup who’s just figuring out that life isn’t so scary anymore. And once she’s yours, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without her. Cyclone Ilsa is calm, sweet, playful when she feels like it, and sassy enough to keep you humble. She loves dogs, is chill with cats, adores kids, and is the kind of puppy you can brag about on social media without also posting photos of your shredded couch cushions. Now comes the part where you do something about it. If you’re ready to bring this storm-turned-snugglebug into your life, fill out an adoption application at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-appso we can send it to her foster family. And before you ask—yes, you actually have to come pick her up in Oklahoma City, OK. We will not be Uber-ing your new puppy to you, and she has not yet learned how to drive herself.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Cyclone Ilsa, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.