Mayo on the Loose

My story

Mayo on the LooseBreed: White dog. The whitest. Possibly haunted ranch dressing.Age: 7 monthsColor: Refrigerator-door whiteVibe: A slippery enigma with a gooey centerALERT THE CONDIMENT AUTHORITIES There’s a rogue jar on four legs and her name is Mayo on the Loose.This dog is pure chaos in a creamy wrapper — a walking blob of affection, confusion, and mysterious stains. She’s a goofball, a wiggle tornado, a marshmallow with legs. One minute she’s zooming like someone yelled “BLT,” and the next she’s melted across your lap like a sentient dollop of aioli.Mayo is:•Good with other dogs (especially if they also enjoy high-speed nonsense)•Probably fine with cats (she thought one was a loaf of bread)•Still learning that “sit” means sit, not “spin in a panic and sneeze on yourself”•Absolutely full of love, toe beans, and unexplainable energyShe’s house-training, leash-wiggling, treat-chomping, and 100% ready to become the weirdest part of your family.Do you:•Enjoy unpredictable affection?•Appreciate a good mid-zoom nap?•Want your life to be 37% more slippery and 200% more joyful?Then spread the word — Mayo on the Loose is here to mess up your plans and make you love it.She is available for adoption now! Her adoption fee has been waived!I am eligible for the Foster First Program. Take me home on a 7-day trial period and see if we are a good match.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Mayo on the Loose, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.