Squash

My story

Squash has a bone to pick with you...and it’s because you stopped petting him. This one-eyed Frenchie menace will waddle into your life like a sassy toddler with mob boss energy and immediately own your lap, your time, and your will to resist. His eye? Gone. We don’t talk about it. Some say it was trauma. Some say it was justice. All we know is Squash is brave as hell and also cries like a baby if you pause mid-rub. Don’t let the snorts and dramatic collapses fool you, this man is calculating. He’ll lull you into thinking he’s just a sleepy couch ornament, then slowly assert dominance by snoring like a freight train while you're on Zoom. Squash does not fetch. Squash does not hustle. He is the blueprint for chaotic good. He is your emotional support goblin. He is not sorry. If you’ve ever loved a man who’s equal parts sensitive little gremlin and dramatic war general, Squash is your guy. Adopt him before he sues us for interrupting his nap.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Squash, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.