Hi, I'm
currently located at
Animal Welfare League of Charlotte County
Port Charlotte, FL
age
Adult
gender
Male
colour
Brown Tabby
pet id
45120814
š¾ šŖ THE GENERALāS OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF FLUFFTHORITY šŖ š¾ Codename: The General Rank: Supreme Commander of the Snuggle Battalion Mission: Operation: Home Sweet Forever LISTEN UP, MAGGOTSā I mean⦠sweet, loving potential adopters. Ahem. Let me introduce myself: I am The General, hero of the Cuddlefront, first of my name, master of the Chirp Offensive, and founder of the Fluff Forces United. I have led countless campaigns from the Battle of Bedtime Belly Rubs to the Great Lap Takeover of 2024. My weapon? Charm. My armor? Chonk. My weakness? Butt scratches delivered with military precision. Do not be deceived by my title ā I may sound like I bark orders (well, meow them), but truthfully, I am sweeter than a field full of cinnamon rolls on Valentineās Day. A teddy bear in a tactical vest. The most tender tough guy youāll ever meet. I am soft. I am loyal. I am round. And I have never retreated from a snuggle. In my barracks ā a plush cat bed reinforced with cozy blankets and strategic fluff deployment ā I craft the worldās most legendary biscuits. I knead with honor. I purr with pride. I chirp constantly, rallying the troops (thatās you) for attention and affection. I donāt demand love⦠I simply issue very persuasive affection orders. My physique? Letās call it compact tank mode. Iāve got the build of a cannonball and the soul of a poet. Sturdy, snuggly, and always ready to roll directly into your lap like a purring bowling ball of devotion. You will not resist. You cannot resist. Every hand is a friend. Every lap is a landing zone. Every butt scratch is a medal of honor. I accept all pets with great dignity and reward you with immediate rumbling. Thatās what we call mutual respect in the cuddle corps. Now, I may not be a kitten. Iāve seen a few winters. Iāve fought some battles (mostly with string), and Iāve lost a few comrades to early adoptions. But Iāve remained steadfast in my mission: to find the one human worthy of my unconditional, over-the-top, full-body-purr brand of love. RECRUITMENT NOTES: šŖ Must be prepared for random affection ambushes šŖ Will be subject to nightly biscuit patrol šŖ Must allow feline occupation of laps, beds, hearts, and sunbeams šŖ Bonus points for warm laundry piles Soāwhat say you, civilian? Ready to welcome a true hero into your home? Swear me in. Iāve been training my whole life for this mission⦠and it ends with you. š¾ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS LOVE.
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