Epic Adoption Pending!

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You can fill out an adoption application online on our official website.Meet Epic! Red Doberman | Female | 4 weeks old Chaos Level: Pending Upgrade WARNING: Contains excessive cuteness and potential for future world domination. Hi, I’m Epic – a 4-week-old, wiggly red Doberman noodle with legs that are technically working (depending on which direction I fall today). I just discovered walking, eating this delightful mush humans call “gruel,” and expressing my opinions in squeaks and tiny barks that sound like a malfunctioning kazoo. Right now, I’m small. Adorably small. But I have big plans. And I’m looking for a human (or entire village) who’s ready to raise a future majestic queen. Why adopt a Doberman puppy like me? Oh, I don’t know… do you enjoy: Potty training? Great! I will absolutely teach YOU how to sprint across the house in your pajamas at 3am. (You're welcome.) Chewing? I have 28 razor-sharp baby teeth and a deep desire to taste-test everything in your house – furniture, socks, feelings. Obedience training? Ever wanted to bribe someone with snacks for eye contact? Welcome to the wonderful world of Doberman psychology. In return, I offer: Daily doses of zoomies so intense they could generate wind power. Ears that may or may not stand up like satellite dishes (we’ll see – genetics are mysterious). Snuggles so pure, your heart will explode into glitter. Lifelong loyalty, and a personal security guard who’s currently 6 lbs but thinks she’s a T. rex. Adopting me means: &#226&#156&#148 You love a challenge. &#226&#156&#148 You own shoes you’re willing to sacrifice. &#226&#156&#148 You believe napping together counts as a team-building activity. I’ll be ready for my forever home soon – once I’ve mastered this whole “walking like a land animal” thing and start learning my ABCs (Always Bite Chew-toys). So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, lose a few socks, and fall madly in love with the most dramatic, spicy, snuggly little Doberman tornado in training – Epic is your girl. Want to meet Epic? Submit an adoption application before she learns how to open cabinets. She’s going to be epic, trust us. FENCE required, application required, good pet care history required. we will check. To be considered you MUST read our policy and fill out an application. www.uniteddobermanrescue.orgVisit this organization's web site to see any additional information available about this pet.United Doberman Rescue Adoption Process Application Submission: Complete the adoption application thoroughly. Incomplete applications may be denied.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) We are 100% volunteer, please read adoption requirements BEFORE reaching out to us.  Home Visit: A volunteer will schedule a home visit to assess the environment and discuss your expectations. All household members, including children, must be present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) Veterinary Reference Check: Provide contact information for your current veterinarian. All existing pets must be spayed/neutered, current on vaccinations, and on heartworm preventative.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) Meeting Dogs: Once approved, you'll have the opportunity to meet adoptable dogs in their foster homes. If you have a resident dog, consult with the foster about bringing them along. Adoption Finalization: If a suitable match is found, you'll sign an adoption contract and pay the adoption fee. Due to COVID-19 precautions, same-day adoptions are currently permitted.  Key Adoption Policies Age Requirement: Adopters must be at least 21 years old and reside in the home where the dog will live.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) WE do NOT ship our dogs ever!!! Children: Adult dogs are not placed in homes with children under 6 years old. Puppies may be considered for such homes if a fenced yard is present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) Health Considerations: Dobermans are prone to certain health issues. Adopters should be financially prepared for potential veterinary expenses and consider pet insurance. Return Policy: If you're unable to keep your adopted dog, UDR requires the dog be returned to them, except in cases involving aggression or biting.(uniteddobermanrescue.org) {s8319code4181/}  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org July 2, 2025, 6:34 pm

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